Iran Releases Video Threatening Barron Trump

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Iranian state media released a video that appeared to threaten the life of President Trump's youngest son, Barron, with the Islamic Republic placing a $10 million bounty on his head. What do you think?

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Iran is only doing that because they have a crush on him."

Cliff Andrews, Unemployed
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Whoops, Barron's the son. Donald is the dad."

Morgan Thinklets, Fruit Peeler
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What a horrifying way to find out you have a son."

Nikolai Koval, Hardwood Distresser

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