Sixers Front Office Startled By How Quickly Jaylen Brown Converted Rest Of Team To Islam

PHILADELPHIA-Admitting they had not expected the star forward to have such an immediate impact on the team, Philadelphia 76ers officials told reporters Monday they were taken aback by how quickly Jaylen Brown had converted nearly the entire roster to Islam. Like, one day he's going around introducing himself, and the next he's got everybody on prayer rugs and Dean [Wade] is changing his locker nameplate to Dean X'-really wasn't expecting that," said Sixers president of basketball operations Mike Gansey, adding that the team's nutrition staff had to completely overhaul its operation to incorporate halal meals and that the equipment staff had to scramble to source custom kufis in Sixers colors for every player. V.J. [Edgecombe] seemed like he was just waiting to be asked. He didn't hesitate at all. And then once LeBron bought in, the rest of the dominoes fell pretty fast. He, Joel [Embiid], and Tyrese [Maxey] all dyed their beards orange. I even saw Jaylen cornering the mascot with a pamphlet. Definitely a different vibe this year." Gansey then shrugged and said, Trust the process, I guess," as the entire roster left practice for afternoon prayers.

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