Article 78DJ8 Blind Man Who Drove 150 Miles Drunk Avoids Jail

Blind Man Who Drove 150 Miles Drunk Avoids Jail

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A blind man in the U.K. who drove his wife's car 150 miles while drunk avoided prison time, despite not even having a license. What do you think?

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He must have an incredible sense of smell."

Ritche Acevedo, Menu Approver
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Now imagine how unstoppable he'd be if he were also deaf and stoned."

Blake Peck, Sock Packager
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Anything's possible with a little liquid courage."

Lula Kerr, Systems Analyst

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