Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch

GREENSBORO, NC-Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor's mulch.Well, well, well-unless my eyes deceive, I'd say we've got ourselves 800, 900 pounds of cherry brown," said Stevenson, hands on his hips in the driveway as he watched the truck empty a large mound of fine burgundy chips onto the adjacent front lawn.

What We Know About The Mulch So Far

• Some good sales right now
• Looks like it came from Bill's guy
• Should've had this done by Mother's Day
• Would've used bark nuggets there, personally
• Mulch truck awful far from curb

Probably heading for those hydrangeas, but you're still gonna have a lot left over if you're layering it right. Might be enough for those shrubs out back too. I wonder how much a load like this costs. Hundred bucks a yard, I'd say, minimum, not even counting spreading and delivery, of course. Maybe I should ask the guy?" At press time, Stevenson had been seen little outside his home until he suddenly bolted down the front steps as a truck from a paving company arrived across the street and began pouring hot asphalt onto the driveway.

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