Article 78F7Y Everything We Know About ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ So Far

Everything We Know About ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ So Far

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After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far.

Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V

Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen

Child support payments carry over from the real world

Cars driven in game for more than an hour required to get emissions check

Contains a 1:1 recreation of Miami-Dade's Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Cemetery, where Honeymooners legend Jackie Gleason is buried

Contains over 30 in-game podcasts about the fascinating history of the cocoa bean

Only the first four generations of Pokemon are catchable in Vice City

Players must scan their real-life faces to determine whether or not strippers will sleep with them

Still absolutely forbidden in this house, young man

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