Article 78HF6 First New Wild Cat Species Discovered In 100 Years

First New Wild Cat Species Discovered In 100 Years

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A new type of tiger cat that's smaller than a house cat was discovered in the Bolivian cloud forest, marking the first time in a century that a new species of wild cat has been identified. What do you think?

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How do they feel about cluttered studio apartments?"

Carmela Soto, Wig Organizer
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They had to know we'd eventually look under that car."

Frank Vo, Tapas Chef
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Are you sure we're ready for the responsibility of a new cat species?"

Rohan Pereira, Puzzle Cutter

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