Hunter Arrested After Mistaking Woman For A Deer

The Onion Staff

from The Onion on 2026-09-23 16:38 (#78K7X)

A 74-year-old hunter was arrested on felony manslaughter charges after fatally shooting a woman whom he mistook for a deer. What do you think?

Many hunters are naturalists who hold great respect for the women they kill."
Spencer Dunn, Whirlpool Technician

That's why I always make sure to get hunting licenses for both."
Zane Larson, Margin Adjuster

He's going to have a hell of a time explaining why he thought a deer was ahead of him in line at Dunkin'."
Aaliyah Khan, Scent Curator