Record Executives Release Katseye For Daily Half Hour Of Yard Time

LOS ANGELES-Sounding a loud buzzer to signal that the pop stars were now permitted to leave the dance studio, Hybe x Geffen record executives were seen Thursday releasing Katseye for their daily half hour of yard time. We make sure our global girl group members get a solid 30 minutes of outdoor recreation for every grueling 12-hour rehearsal," said record executive Lenzo Yoon, who noted that the regular daily breaks gave the Gnarly" and Hootie Frutti" performers a chance to see the sun, exercise, and socialize. Other than meal time, this is probably their favorite part of the day. They can smoke, pump iron for a bit, get something from the commissary-whatever they want, as long as they don't leave our sight line." At press time, Katseye member Megan Skiendiel had reportedly had her yard privileges revoked after Hybe x Geffen executives discovered her attempting to construct a shovel out of a microphone.

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