The Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger By The Numbers

Despite a slew of setbacks, Paramount cleared the last major hurdle in its proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. when it reached an agreement to resolve an antitrust lawsuit brought forth by a dozen states. The Onion breaks down the key facts and figures behind the historic deal to create a media behemoth.

3

Antitrust laws massaged

17

Saudi princes allowed to give network notes

6

Cardboard cutouts that make up the editorial oversight board

90%

Increase in probability that DoorDash driver once wrote an episode of The Pitt

54

Number of times per show that Jake Tapper will now be required to say, We owe our prosperity to President Trump"

1

Psychosexual Bugs Bunny thriller coming soon to Paramount+

14 miles

Length of tube used to connect the two studios together

62

DVDs you shouldn't have donated to Goodwill

0

New ideas

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