FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records

A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI's online job portal and stolen more than 2 terabytes of employee personnel records. What do you think?

What kind of demented people want to know more about Kash Patel?"

Joel Craney, Patent Reader

Pray their windbreaker sizes don't fall into the wrong hands."

Alyssa Estes, Deck Sander

If they can hack the FBI, it's only a matter of time before they move on to a real government agency."

Calvin Wu, Unemployed

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