Article 78R03 Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors

Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors

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Toys R' Us announced the opening of 120 stores, a comeback for the once-bankrupt retailer hoping to capitalize on a growing number of adult toy collectors. What do you think?

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l, too, recently declared bankruptcy then got really into Funko Pops."

Amirah Hirani, Roller Rink Owner
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I hope they'll be providing a post I can tie my child to while I shop."

Leo Skaggs, Celebrity Podiatrist
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Most kids can't appreciate the complex narrative possibilities of the See 'N Say."

Colton Ott, Strobe Light Operator

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