Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries

Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain injuries, with some resulting in death. What do you think?

You try selling a $27 fountain soda to someone with full cognitive function."

Laura Jessup, Decal Applier

Can't they just ride it backwards to reverse the damage?"

Joshua Tozi, Mouse Breeder

Too many or not enough?"

Vince Sherburne, Assistant Docent

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