Article 78WBJ Dennis Hastert Dies

Dennis Hastert Dies

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Disgraced former House Speaker Dennis Hastert has died at 84, the Republican having once been imprisoned for a hush money scheme intended to cover up his repeated molestation of teen athletes. What do you think?

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From the first couple sentences I've read about him, he sounds like an impressive guy."

Shane Kress, Medical Restocker
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Finally, a politician giving the people what they want."

Lucas Teruki, Racehorse Namer
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Poor guy was just ahead of his time."

Sandy Goodall, Wheel Attacher

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