FBI Investigating Suspicious Substance Sent To Congressional Offices

As it investigates a suspicious substance found in letters sent to congressional and election offices around the country, the FBI is urging recipients to exercise caution due to the potentially hazardous nature of the powdery material. What do you think?

They're just trying to scare us into washing our mail again."

Glenna Martin, Dishwashing Instructor

Nothing a taste test can't solve."

Charles Lowrie, Joystick Calibrator

This wouldn't have happened if we had shut down the Postal Service."

Jason Westlund, Paint Thinner

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