Nigel’s ‘chiselled cheekbones’ make the news – Reform’s the Reformer, digested by John Crace

Editor, agony uncle, crossword compiler - he even interviews himself. Our sketchwriter finds there's no end to Farage's talents

Welcome to your new super, soaraway Reformer. The paper that aims to take you back to the 1950s with all the stories that the mainstream media don't want you to read. Free to all patriots. And those who happen to have found a copy on the floor of the bus.