Article 79JB4 Trump To Cut Off Aid To Israel

Trump To Cut Off Aid To Israel

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President Trump announced the U.S. would terminate $4 billion in aid to Israel at the end of the year, claiming they don't need it." What do you think?

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We can put that $4 billion towards building more arches."

Billy Kroezen, Rim Salter
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But obviously we'll still be supporting the genocide emotionally."

Ayla Ford, Sheet Metal Folder
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We need that money to commit atrocities of our own."

Darnell Horton, Fad Dietitian

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