Article 79NT4 Cybertruck Discontinued

Cybertruck Discontinued

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The Onion Staff
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Elon Musk announced that Tesla will cease production of the Cybertruck in 2027, diverting resources to increase manufacturing of the company's self-driving taxi, the Cybercab. What do you think?

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You'd think the market could find room for a bad, ugly product nobody likes."

Walt Snyder, Rooftop Sniper
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And they said I was stupid for keeping it in its original packaging."

Kelly Lenehan, Unemployed
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Taking up two parking spaces just won't be the same without it."

Tom Kewitz, Yogurt Marketer

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