Article 79P9J Evolution Of The U.S. Flag

Evolution Of The U.S. Flag

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As America has changed over the centuries, so too has one of its most majestic symbols. Here is how the U.S. flag has evolved.

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1776

Betsy Ross' uncirculated first attempt

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1780

Adopted at the height of the American Revolution, this is popularly known among historians as the Oh Jeez What a Mess" flag

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1790

The Stars and Asexual Pride" flag was the first to feature stars in a blue field, as well as stripes signifying the 13 original colonies' lack of sexual attraction

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1818

A flag with 20 stars, representing the highest number most Americans could count to at the time

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1876

A yellow flag created to celebrate the invention of the banana

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1944

A Hedging Our Bets" flag commissioned by the U.S. government

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1963

Flag the White House was instructed to fly if JFK was ever assassinated

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1989

Commissioned when President George H.W. Bush briefly believed Berlin would become the 51st state

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1990

The first ADA-compliant flag with audio descriptions

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1997

Often referred to as Joe Flag," this leather-jacket-wearing anthropomorphic banner was discontinued after the U.S. government cracked down on flags promoting patriotism to children

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2002

Halloween flag from when America dressed up as Jamaica

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2005

A popular design intended to be waved by shaking your ass on a party boat

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2008

A Sharia Law Flag" introduced to celebrate Barack Obama's historic victory

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2014-2016

Ms. Flag," described in the U.S. Flag Code as a strong, sassy banner who loves speaking her mind and chasing her goals," was introduced at the peak of pop feminism in the mid-2010s.

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