Nvidia CEO Resigns After Affair With Suspected Spy

In a development that has plunged the linchpin of the AI economy into turmoil, Nvidia co-founder and CEO Jensen Huang resigned following affairs with both a suspected Chinese spy and a subordinate executive who reported to him. What do you think?

It's nice that people still find love without dating apps."

Gabby Pavia, Crane Rotator

The spy's probably out of a job, too."

Oliver Roden, Bargain Hunter

I'm confident he has the talent and experience necessary to land another mistress."

Vince Graaf, Jello Molder

The post Nvidia CEO Resigns After Affair With Suspected Spy appeared first on The Onion.