Join the public service (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on 2015-09-01 08:20 (#K2DD) Have a job for life. Unless you do something wrong. This excludes, to a very sharp highly flexible degree, the following: fraud, watching porn at work, backstabbing, reading the paper all day, being completely useless, wasting time, destroying other peoples productivity, running your own business on the side, undermining hard workers, theft, running your own business from your desk, simply not being at work, preventing others from working, spend all day talking about your social life, dodge work, or just turn up and play with your phone. Some of these activities may be considered essential for future managers.