If VMware is a sun, here are the storage worlds we've spotted orbiting it

The force is strong in this one, Darth

VMworld 2015 Behold the storage sun king - VMware is the center of a storage solar system with planets and asteroids orbiting around it in belts: the EVO, VSAN, and VVOL orbital zones. Fresh activity has been detected by telescopes on planet Register using its snark-o-scope."