The only GOOD DRONE is a DEAD DRONE. Y'hear me, scumbags?!

Get offa ma property, boy!

Something for the Weekend, Sir? There's nothing worse in journalism than a big-mouthed writer who can't take what he gives. So I would like to thank all those readers who emailed me personally to offer their opinions on last week's column in which I cast doubt on Hollywood's portrayal of computer hackers as sharp-witted and articulate with washboard abs rather than fat, spotty and smelling of Lynx and tramp sick."