Boffins solve bacon crisis with newly-patented plant

Algae looks like cured pork, tastes like cured pork " you can't believe it's not Bacon!

Months before the World Health Organisation (WHO) declared bacon a carcinogen, American boffins may have found a solution: algae that tastes just like bacon, but without the bad bits the Doctors at WHO say could cause your untimely demise."