Sysadmin paid a month's salary for one day of nothing

Chap did no work, took the cash, then partied like it was 1999. Because it was

On-Call Yes, we know that On-Call is supposed to be weekly and appear on Fridays. But we let some writers go on holidays and our mailbag is overflowing after recent stories of Microsoft help desk staff hanging up after 15 minutes and the reader paid to do nothing for three months."