My plan to heal this BROKEN, BREXITED BRITAIN
The people have spoken. So we'll ask them again Bong! [The following memo was found in a pilates studio in Shoreditch earlier this month, and forwarded to us anonymously. It is sourced to "BV Strategic Relations", a highly secretive firm apparently registered in Panama, which describes itself as a "bespoke crisis management consultancy to governments". The authenticity of the memo has been confirmed by to us by a representative of the firm, aa^2aaa (which means Garland of Flowers in Thai) - ed]"