Happy ending for Kettering as soapy veteran replaces Mean Girl Lindsay
Diva soapstar turn-on-turn-up-slap-down on the cards? Kettering has drafted in EastEnders veteran Cheryl Fergison to turn on the town for Christmas - after abandoning hopes of child-star-turned-adult-car-crash Lindsay Lohan following through on her post-Brexit promise to light up Northamptonshire."