It's round and wobbles, but madam, it's a mouse pad, not a floppy disk

Plus: The forlorn attempt to put four disks into one drive

On-Call Welcome to festive On-Call, in which we take our regular Friday tales of jobs gone wrong and run lots more of them because there's sod-all news to write in the week before Christmas. And also because we have lots of lovely submissions that deserve a run."