Huge if true: iPhone 8 will feature 3D selfies, rodent defibrillator

Set aside rational thought, it's Apple click-click story time

With the exciting news that Apple is going to hold a conference in June where it will announce new products - only the 15th time it has done so since 2003 - we felt it was time to write down some wild speculation because, like lemmings, you will click on it and we make money when you do."