Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class
by Ryan Shattuck from on (#3BFMK)
WASHINGTON-Grinning proudly as blood gushed from his victim's windpipe, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly slit an auto mechanic's throat Wednesday to kick off the GOP purge of the working class. "With our tax reform bill giving us the mandate we have long desired, there's nothing stopping us now-commence the"