Study Finds Goosebumps Caused By Psychotic Weirdo Masturbating To Old Photo Of You
CHICAGO-A groundbreaking new study published Monday in The Journal Of The American Medical Association has found that goosebumps appear on the skin when a mentally unhinged weirdo is, at that very same moment, masturbating to an old photograph of you. "After poring over the evidence, we've discovered that the"