Article 3DBF3 Perfectly Good Dead Body Cremated

Perfectly Good Dead Body Cremated

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JACKSON, MS-Squandering the fresh and largely intact remains for no apparent reason whatsoever, sources reported Monday that a perfectly good body was cremated. "It's a shame to see a nice corpse like this go to waste," said mortician Ron Vidal, placing into the cremation chamber what he thought, despite missing a few"

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