Article 3DNES Man Wishes Women In Crowded Bar Would Let Him Read Jane Austen Novel In Peace

Man Wishes Women In Crowded Bar Would Let Him Read Jane Austen Novel In Peace

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MODESTO, CA-Frustrated with the nonstop unwanted intrusions, local man Russell Goldin wished Thursday that the women in crowded O'Donnell's Pub would let him read his Jane Austen novel in peace. "Jesus, will all these women just go away and let me enjoy Pride And Prejudice without being constantly interrupted," said"

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