Article 3DQRF ‘At Least Days Getting Longer,’ Squeaks Tiny Inner Voice Drowned Out By Rest Of Worries

‘At Least Days Getting Longer,’ Squeaks Tiny Inner Voice Drowned Out By Rest Of Worries

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Ryan Shattuck
from The Onion on (#3DQRF)
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BOSTON-Stressing the importance of looking on the bright side despite how things might seem right now, a tiny, pathetic voice reportedly squeaked, "At least the days are getting longer," Friday before being drowned out by the litany of worries and fears continually roaring within your mind. "Hey, there's still some"

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