Article 3E61W Dancing, Pantsless Rex Tillerson Slides Across Floor Of Empty State Department

Dancing, Pantsless Rex Tillerson Slides Across Floor Of Empty State Department

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Ryan Shattuck
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WASHINGTON-Leaping out from behind a wall as Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" blared from the building's intercom, a pantless Secretary of State Rex Tillerson slid across the waxed marble floors of the completely empty State Department, sources confirmed Wednesday.

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