Article 3E914 CDC Issues Warning Of Full-Blown Epidemic Of The Blahs

CDC Issues Warning Of Full-Blown Epidemic Of The Blahs

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Ryan Shattuck
from The Onion on (#3E914)
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ATLANTA-Urging Americans to help prevent the overall yucky feeling from continuing to spread unchecked, the CDC issued a warning Thursday of a full-blown epidemic of the blahs. "We urge you to seek medical attention the second you start to experience ickiness or feel sorta meh," said CDC director Brenda Fitzgerald,"

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