Article 3E93S Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him

Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him

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Ryan Shattuck
from The Onion on (#3E93S)
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SEATTLE-Suddenly snapping back to attention, a dazed Jeff Bezos reportedly realized Thursday that he had spent an entire conversation thinking about how to automate the person talking to him. "Sorry, could you repeat that? I just lost focus for a second [as I indifferently watched you open and close your mouth,"

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