You're the IT worker in charge of securing the cloud for your company. Welcome to Hell

How'd data leave country? Yep, control-V'd into a rando app the user set up

Once upon a time, you'd go into the office, do your work during the day at your desk, then leave everything behind and go home. Well, end users would - IT workers have been lugging home the on-call laptop since the dial-up modem was invented."