Article 3F5H1 MTA Reminds New Yorkers They Can Fucking Walk

MTA Reminds New Yorkers They Can Fucking Walk

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Ryan Shattuck
from The Onion on (#3F5H1)
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NEW YORK-In response to numerous complaints regarding recent delays and route changes to the city's public transportation system, Metropolitan Transit Authority officials at a press conference Monday reminded residents that they can fucking walk. "While we always do our best to avoid inconveniencing our customers,"

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