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Poignant Dying Words Wasted On Dumbshit Nephew

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NEWTON, MA-Lamenting that his final moments on this Earthly realm were spent alone with his sister's "worthless-assed kid," local man Walter Perkins told reporters Wednesday that his poignant dying words were wasted on his dumb-shit nephew. "Oh, great, I come up with this profound final speech about finding life's"

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