Article 3FBP4 ‘It’s Step, Twist, Step, Dammit!’ Yells Leotard-Wearing, Cigarette-Smoking John Kelly While Choreographing Upcoming Military Parade

‘It’s Step, Twist, Step, Dammit!’ Yells Leotard-Wearing, Cigarette-Smoking John Kelly While Choreographing Upcoming Military Parade

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Ryan Shattuck
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WASHINGTON-Wearing a leotard and chain-smoking as he pounded out the measures with his cane, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly screamed, "It's step, twist, step, dammit!" at a group of Marines on Wednesday as they learned the choreography for President Trump's upcoming military parade. "Jesus Christ, how many"

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