Plotting Space
by AndyOH! from on (#3FCVJ)
Don't worry. Prince Gilligan Peach-scion has long since reprogrammed shipsuits to account for longer hair"
Addendum (2/21/2018): The actual meaning the The Countess intends by "dirt" is, shall we say, well composted soil. Many Highborn refer to Terra as Ea Ar'Te, which also happens to mean "shit hole."