‘100% Of Teenagers Huge Fucking Assholes,’ Confirms Study By Sobbing, Red-Faced Scientists
HOUSTON-Saying the data confirm that the demographic is so awful and mean, a study released Friday by a team of sobbing, red-faced scientists at Rice University found that 100 percent of teenagers are "huge fucking assholes." "They're all just jerks and we hate them," said sniffling lead author Phil Gunnig, who in a"