Article 3FHCG U.S. Military Heightens Security After Another Group Of Precocious Children Sneaks Onto Base To Save Alien Friend

U.S. Military Heightens Security After Another Group Of Precocious Children Sneaks Onto Base To Save Alien Friend

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Ryan Shattuck
from The Onion on (#3FHCG)
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ARLINGTON, VA-In what many are calling a long-overdue response to a clear weak spot in the defenses of U.S. military facilities, the Pentagon issued a new series of security guidelines Friday after confirming another group of precocious children had infiltrated a base and rescued an alien friend.

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