Article 3FXBG Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub

Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub

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Ryan Shattuck
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FORT COLLINS, CO-A new study released this week by researchers at Colorado State University revealed that 89 percent of U.S. husbands intend to surprise their wives this Valentine's Day by stripping nude and then donning a skimpy homemade costume so as to bear the likeness of a plump, winged child-angel. "I just"

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