Article 3G02R Thousands Of Dismembered Crash Test Dummies Line Newly Discovered Catacombs Beneath Ford Motor Plant

Thousands Of Dismembered Crash Test Dummies Line Newly Discovered Catacombs Beneath Ford Motor Plant

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Ryan Shattuck
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DEARBORN, MI-Forming a macabre display of safety-related anthropomorphic horror, thousands of dismembered and carefully arranged crash test dummies were found lining newly discovered catacombs beneath Ford's River Rouge Complex, sources reported Thursday. "As my eyes gradually adjusted to the gloom of the labyrinthine"

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