Article 3GTTM Barbaric Fifth Grader Gouges Paper Onto Binder Ring Without So Much As Hole Punch

Barbaric Fifth Grader Gouges Paper Onto Binder Ring Without So Much As Hole Punch

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PHOENIX-Casting aside any semblance of social decorum and human dignity, fifth grader Evelyn Gasper brutally impaled a stack of loose-leaf paper onto the rings of her binder Monday without hesitating for even a second to request access to the three-hole punch, sources at Peabody Elementary School confirmed. "My god,"

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