Article 3GXH0 Woman Mentally Rifles Through Friends For Perfect Person To Sympathize With Current Pettiness

Woman Mentally Rifles Through Friends For Perfect Person To Sympathize With Current Pettiness

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NEW YORK-Considering and rejecting names at a rapid clip, local woman Michelle Alghabra mentally rifled through over a dozen friends Tuesday in search of the perfect person to sympathize with her latest petty conundrum. "Alison is usually my go-to for a sympathetic ear, but she might not see this as that big of a deal"

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