Article 3HJVF 5-Year-Old Explorer Makes Contact With Life-Forms In Adjacent Booth

5-Year-Old Explorer Makes Contact With Life-Forms In Adjacent Booth

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MERIDIAN, ID-Approaching the mysterious beings with a sense of curiosity and wonder, 5-year-old explorer Olivia Reynolds reportedly made contact Wednesday with two unknown life-forms in an adjacent booth at a local diner. According to witnesses, the harrowing journey began when the intrepid Reynolds stood up on her"

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