Article 3HNHP Report: Average American Walks Less Than One Mile Each Year With Pants Around Ankles

Report: Average American Walks Less Than One Mile Each Year With Pants Around Ankles

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Ryan Shattuck
from The Onion on (#3HNHP)
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BALTIMORE-In a report many experts have described as deeply discouraging, researchers at Johns Hopkins University published data Thursday that suggest the average American adult walks no more than a mile each year with their pants down around their ankles. "Though a small handful of Americans clumsily waddle up to"

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