Article 3HP51 Fast-Learning New Hire Gains Quick Grasp Of How Terrible Job Is

Fast-Learning New Hire Gains Quick Grasp Of How Terrible Job Is

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CHICAGO-Saying the employee picked up on her position's mind-numbing dullness right out of the gate, local marketing manager Glen Marshall told reporters Wednesday that new hire Jennifer Schwartz was gaining a quick grasp of how terrible her new job is. "Wow, Jennifer seemed to immediately get a hang of how utterly"

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